I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Randomize
