i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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