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I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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