i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Your penis caused this!
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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