Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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