i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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