How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
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