I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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