Christians are straight up FREAKS
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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