At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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