I love black thongs
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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