I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
are you so shy because you have an std?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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