did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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