absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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