Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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