it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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