Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
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