You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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