Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I party with great urgency now.
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