My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Randomize
