At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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