I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
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