I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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