Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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