I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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