Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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