lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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