I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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