1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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