If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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