U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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