I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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