I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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