just tell him i said nine months
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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