I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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