I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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