I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
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