I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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