that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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