How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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