Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
