brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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