do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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