so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Brb crying the tears of my youth
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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