# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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