it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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