:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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