haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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