I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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