so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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