I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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