oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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