you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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