Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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