I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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